Post Valentine’s Day Weirdness

So the title says “post-Valentine’s Day” weirdness. But it’s actually more like Valentine’s weirdness posted the day after. Apparently, a New York zoo offered an after-hours tour called “Jungle Love” which cost $50. Yes, you may snigger now.

“Jungle Love” sounds exactly like what it was: a tour meant for human couples to watch the mating rituals of animals. While that might be fascinating to some people… wouldn’t you just feel dirty? Sure, no sex is actually guaranteed, but this snippet from the article jumped out at me:

The paper said that due to the possible graphic nature of the after-hours affair, only adults would be allowed to attend the unusual event.

Imagine if kids were allowed to come. “Mommy, what’s the boy monkey doing to the girl monkey? It looks like he tried to jump over her but couldn’t jump high enough. Poor monkey.”

Poor monkey, indeed.

Posted on February 15th, 2007 by Joy
Filed under: News, Uncategorized

6 Responses to “Post Valentine’s Day Weirdness”

  1. Edrei, on February 15th, 2007 at 6:14 pm Said:

    I supposed you could beat that monkey. :P

  2. Sade, on February 15th, 2007 at 7:42 pm Said:

    Hey Joy!

    You’re hilarious.

  3. Rylan, on February 15th, 2007 at 7:59 pm Said:

    Interesting. What state was this in again? Sounds liberal.

  4. Joy, on February 16th, 2007 at 3:44 am Said:

    Edrei — I don’t want to beat a monkey. That sounds… cruel.

    Sade — Hey you!

    Rylan — The great state of NY.

  5. Rylan, on February 17th, 2007 at 12:44 am Said:

    Go figure.

    Although, I think I’d like to go on a date to the zoo. Not primarily to see mating monkeys of course, but rather, to laugh with my date if we did. And then go eat sushi. And play in mud. Yes.
    nya

  6. Joy, on February 17th, 2007 at 8:05 am Said:

    … Sushi sounds good. Mud-playing, not so much.

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